the-absolute-funniest-posts:

yourblogiswank:
its like
one smile was not enough for the sky
it was really freaking happy
it had to have two


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o-c-e-a-n-i-c:

i need someone to answer this. 

before I shower: ugh damn it i'm too lazy and i don't want to shower ill do it later

when I'm in the shower: sweet jesus christ what is this magical fuckery this is the most relaxing thing ever it's like a vacation in my own bathroom so warm so magical this is holy water that's been blessed by god himself I never want to leave this spot as it wraps its pleasuring waters of warmth around my body

so much sexual tension omg